kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

read that, again. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: angiellehcim)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing